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CleanTechnica Exclusive: Inside Santa’s Global Refueling Network

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Covert cryogenic depots, geopolitical complications, and the logistics behind Christmas Eve DISCLAIMER: This article is satire. While it references real companies and locations, SLEIGH operations, reindeer biogas systems, and covert retail refueling networks do not exist. Santa’s actual propulsion system remains classified. None of the information in this article was … [continued]

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CleanTechnica Exclusive: Investigation Reveals Sophisticated Propulsion System Behind Christmas Eve Deliveries

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DISCLAIMER: Except for the first paragraph, this article is satire. While it references real engineering concepts and locations, SLEIGH operations, reindeer biogas systems, and covert retail refueling networks do not exist. Santa’s actual propulsion system remains classified. On December 24, 2025, President Donald Trump told a child from Oklahoma that … [continued]

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